Review: The Expendables

I'm gonna make this quick because I can't be bothered to write a long version. And I'm tired so it's very sporadic but bear with it.

Fan-service with no substance. That is all this movie is. And yes, it is that thin. Thin enough that the skinny-ass of Paris Hilton can fit through all the holes in this movie.

Sure, it's pretty cool to have all the action stars on one screen, but it sounds cooler in your head then it does on screen. In fact, Arnold is only there for like less than 5 minutes. So...

Camera work was nauseating at times because something would be happening on screen, but we couldn't see it because the camera was jerking around too much.

Awesome deaths though. Guy with an automatic shotgun/grenade launcher thing was awesome. Blood and gore. Yay.

Mickey Rourke was the only decent actor in the whole movie.

I laughed when Jet Li was talking about his size being an issue.

Don't watch it unless you really want to.

I'm done.