Well, as I was standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus to take me to the gym so I may burn calories and what-not, I noticed a strange sight. Beside me stood a girl as well, though I didn't know her, we shared the horror of this strange sight. Coming down the road was a jeep and in the jeep was a fat man without a shirt. I thought it was odd that he had his shirt off, but we're in the South so I'm game. Car drove by and I looked into his window and noticed what he was doing.
Masturbating. Yes. This man was driving in broad daylight, without a shirt, and masturbating to the sight of the women as he drove by. Then again, it could be that he was masturbating to the sight of me staring at him masturbating. It was only for a second, but it was enough to burn it into my mind. And I know he was masturbating because the girl next to me had also seen this sight. A sight that we both will hopefully bury in our unconscious mind forever.
To reiterate: fat guy driving in a jeep. Masturbating. Broad daylight. Need to burn my eyes out now.
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